幽默小故事
作者： 张恒（一）
Jennifer was taking an afternoon sleep on New Year’s Eve1. When she wokeup， she said to her dad， “Dad， I dreamt that you have bought me a new car as aNew Year gift. What does it all mean？”Dad smiled and answered，“Wait， you willcome to know tonight.”
At midnight2， when the New Year was chiming3， Dad gave her a small box.Jennifer opened it quickly and she found a book named！
新年前一天，詹妮弗正在睡午觉。她醒来后对爸爸说：“爸爸，我刚梦见你给我买了一辆新车作为新年礼物。这意味着什么呢？”爸爸笑着回答：“等等吧，今晚你就知道了。”
午夜，新年的钟声敲响之时，爸爸给了她一个小盒子。詹妮弗很快打开了它，发现里面是一本名叫《梦与梦的意义》的书！
（二）
Tom： What did a math book complain4 to another math book？
Linda： Oh， I have tired of lot of problems！
汤姆：一本数学书向另一本数学书抱怨了什么？
琳达：哎呀，我对这么多问题已经厌烦了！
（三）
Mom： What is the best thing which you can put into a birthday cake？
Gina： My teeth！
妈妈：你能放进生日蛋糕里的最棒的东西是什么？
吉娜：我的牙齿！
（四）
Jim hits a car’s end. A man gets out of the car and asks，“Have you ever eventaken a driving test？”Jim shouted，“Yes， I have， and many times！ ”
吉姆和一辆车追尾了。一名男子从那辆车里下来，问道：“你考过驾照吗？”吉姆喊道：“是的，我考过，而且考了很多次！”
（五）
Henry： There is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that？
Mary： Dead5 fish.
亨利：有一种鱼永远不会游泳。那是什么鱼？
玛丽：死鱼。
（六）
A man is stopped by the police at 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at thistime of night. The man says， “I am on my way to a lesson about alcohol abuse6，smoking and staying out late.”The policeman then asks，“Really？ Who is giving thatlesson at this time of night？”The man says，“That would be my wife7.”
凌晨2 点，一名男子被警察拦住，问他晚上这个时候要去哪里。该男子说：“我正要去上一堂关于酗酒、吸烟和熬夜的课。”警察接着问：“真的吗？谁在晚上这个时候上课？”该男子说：“是我妻子。”
Notes
1. eve . 前夕；前一天
2. midnight. 午夜；半夜
3. chime .铃或钟；鸣响；敲响
4. complain. 诉说；病痛；抱怨
5. dead . 死的；无生命的
6. alcohol abuse.酒精；滥用；酗酒